http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/
Things that are hilarious about this article:
-the pun on surrendering roots in the first sentence.
-the fact that Squirtle has joined the ranks of arrested tree sitters, along with his friends Millepede, Fresh, and Dumpster Muffin.
-all it took for Squirtle to come down was a cigarette... way to stick to your convictions.
-they demanded a pound of marijuana from the City Council, and then passed it off as a joke.
-"After the report had been delivered, the meeting erupted into chaos and screaming matches when the council voted to adjourn before taking action on the plight of the tree-sitters." -direct quote.
-people have voluntarily been living in trees for 18 months. ****TWENTY ONE MONTHS NOW
1 comment:
This article is hilarious, though poorly written. I feel as though it's kind of all over the place, like some distracted high-schooler with ADHD wrote it in attempts to be funny and impress his friends.
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